Duke Nukem Forever exists.
This is the most flabbergasting thing to ever happen in the history of the world. Gearbox, a company that didn’t exist when Duke Nukem Forever was announced, are making the game, and it exists, and people have played it.
There is a generation of gamers who have played games their whole lives who have never thought of Duke Nukem Forever as more than vaporware. It’s been nothing but a joke to them. And now…here it is.
I’m spending the day digging out a bomb shelter. Shit just got real.