Review: Cargo

Describing Cargo, the newest game from games as art Russian luminaries Ice Pick Lodge (developers of the impenetrable Pathologic and the penetrable but intense The Void), is both simple and devilishly hard. Let’s get the simple out of the way.

Mercenaries should all wear Ponytails

I hope Tom forgives me for pushing this Just Gamers post down, but I couldn’t resist commenting about something I’ve noticed in Metroid: Other M. Initially, I wanted to save the comment for some future review, but frankly, who knows

Duke Nukem Forever exists.

This is the most flabbergasting thing to ever happen in the history of the world. Gearbox, a company that didn’t exist when Duke Nukem Forever was announced, are making the game, and it exists, and people have played it. There