Author Archives: Chris Sommer
Killing Mario for coins in Super Mario 3D Land
I have a problem, an addiction really, and I hear admitting it is the first step to recovery. It wasn’t always a problem; back before Yoshi’s Island I was a hale and healthy chap without this crippling hunger. The real
Killing Mario for coins in Super Mario 3D Land
I have a problem, an addiction really, and I hear admitting it is the first step to recovery. It wasn’t always a problem; back before Yoshi’s Island I was a hale and healthy chap without this crippling hunger. The real
Buy Terraria! Also Steam Giveaways
Alright people, this better be the last time I tell you to buy Terraria. Today on Steam the game is only $2.50, and being December 1st the game has nearly doubled in size thanks to the 1.1 patch dropping. I
Buy Terraria! Also Steam Giveaways
Alright people, this better be the last time I tell you to buy Terraria. Today on Steam the game is only $2.50, and being December 1st the game has nearly doubled in size thanks to the 1.1 patch dropping. I
Wallets Everywhere Safe: Steam Sale Ending
My trembling checking account is finally safe, the sales are ending and tomorrow is a new day, free from cheap impulse purchases. Its been a good run; I have more games that will take me years to play, I was
Wallets Everywhere Safe: Steam Sale Ending
My trembling checking account is finally safe, the sales are ending and tomorrow is a new day, free from cheap impulse purchases. Its been a good run; I have more games that will take me years to play, I was
The Muppets Love Steam Sales
I know, I know. I said I would cover the Steam sales everyday so you wouldn’t have to. I let you down, and I broke the trust we so painstakingly built between us. The sale went up at 1PM my
The Muppets Love Steam Sales
I know, I know. I said I would cover the Steam sales everyday so you wouldn’t have to. I let you down, and I broke the trust we so painstakingly built between us. The sale went up at 1PM my
Steam's Money Massacre Continues on Turkey Massacre Day
The assault on our wallets continues, and will for another four days. Those four days will pass, bleeding me dry, just to be replaced by the insane holiday sale and event. I can only imagine the achievement based hoops I
Steam's Money Massacre Continues on Turkey Massacre Day
The assault on our wallets continues, and will for another four days. Those four days will pass, bleeding me dry, just to be replaced by the insane holiday sale and event. I can only imagine the achievement based hoops I
Steam Sales and My Loss of Money
It’s that time of year again. The one where Steam opens its gaping maw of absurd deals wide and inhales all of our money. I love it because, hey, cheap games. I hate it because those cheap games add up
Steam Sales and My Loss of Money
It’s that time of year again. The one where Steam opens its gaping maw of absurd deals wide and inhales all of our money. I love it because, hey, cheap games. I hate it because those cheap games add up
Orcs Must Die Review
I have mixed feelings on the tower defense genre. Traditionally they take place from a perspective set way up in the sky with a path for mobs to travel, and the player can ring that path with towers of various
Orcs Must Die Review
I have mixed feelings on the tower defense genre. Traditionally they take place from a perspective set way up in the sky with a path for mobs to travel, and the player can ring that path with towers of various
The Jack Claw Project
Those among us who picked up the latest Humble Bundle, or even the one before, may have noticed a little demo included with the package for something called Jack Claw. If you didn’t pick up the bundle, then I will
The Jack Claw Project
Those among us who picked up the latest Humble Bundle, or even the one before, may have noticed a little demo included with the package for something called Jack Claw. If you didn’t pick up the bundle, then I will
Xotic Review
I was fortunate enough to have a small amount of overlap with the now endangered species known as arcade cabinets. Mind you, I’m not so old that I got to marvel at the majesty of their golden age, but some
Xotic Review
I was fortunate enough to have a small amount of overlap with the now endangered species known as arcade cabinets. Mind you, I’m not so old that I got to marvel at the majesty of their golden age, but some
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy review
I love weird things. The absurd and the surreal are always welcome additions to my life, and I tend to gravitate towards these things. Bizarre speculative fiction worlds filled with trans-humanism and rich histories involving mushroom people and fungus based
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy review
I love weird things. The absurd and the surreal are always welcome additions to my life, and I tend to gravitate towards these things. Bizarre speculative fiction worlds filled with trans-humanism and rich histories involving mushroom people and fungus based