The Expendables 8-Bit

It’s not just an action flick written, directed, and acted by Sylvester Stallone. You also have the likes of Jet Li, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, AH-NOLD….basically, any action star that’s ever lived, all in one film. More testosterone than you can shake an exploding stick at. And what are they doing to promote their movie? The only logical thing you could do if you’re trying to be the action movie to end all action movies: make an 8-bit contra clone featuring your cast as playable characters.

You can play the game only if you ‘like’ the movie on Facebook here. Tom says it plays exactly like Contra, only you don’t die every 3 seconds. Hell it even has the same end of level boss as Contra, apparently. If you have no fucking clue what any of this is about, make sure to watch this trailer: