Some days are slow news days. Today is one of those days. There are other days where we have no idea what we could write about.
For these situations, we have random, extremely old mash-ups of *the* Cave Story song and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Which will hopefully make your Saturday better. Now go play some video games. Or do something. If you’re in the Northeast like I am, it’s not oppressively hot, so you can go outside! Won’t that be fun!