The Friday Post: Subtitle

I’m too lazy for a subtitle. This week has been awfully lazy, on account of hell’s weather having moved to New England. On the plus side, it’s Friday! Which means it’s almost Saturday! Which means this horrible nightmare is slightly

New Pokemon Anime! Insert Fangirlish Squeals!

Oh, don’t get me wrong, I care about as little as you do about any reboot of the Pokemon anime. It’ll probably be terrible unless you’re under the age of ten, whereupon it will be “omgsocooldadbuymeallthetoys” (a strong disclaimer of

Next Pokemon To Feature 3 on 3 Battles, Sex Changes

This is garbage. 2 on 2 was a stretch, but it ended up working. I’d even say 2 on 2 battles are my favorite, they add a layer of challenge to the battles. 3 on 3, however,  screams ‘GIMMICK’ and

New Pokemon Revealed; Universally Terrible Compared to Smugleaf

Let’s be honest right now: compared to Smugleaf, all Pokemon are pieces of piss. Excuse my French. But these new ones? These new ones are pretty much the worst Pokemon I’ve ever seen. Serebii and Bulbapedia have the complete news,

I Can't Love You Right Now

After a year of anticipation, I had my hands on Pokemon Heart-Gold. Unlike everyone else however, I did not have fond memories of the old-school versions. Having played every iteration of the series since red and blue, gold and silver

5 Reasons Why Pokemon Should Be Rebooted

Hypnotized by that beard, you probably missed that whole announcement about the Medal of Honor reboot. Me? I fucking hate those beards. They’re gross. Now I don’t know nothin bout those honors of..medal…things. I’m just excited because DICE is handling