New Catherine Trailer Showcases Split Second Of Gameplay

What it does showcase in spades, however, is the drama. Sure, we can’t understand what is specifically being said, but we already know the context so it’s not completely unintelligible. Andriasang has some lines of choice, if you’re interested, though.

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New Catherine Trailer Showcases Split Second Of Gameplay

What it does showcase in spades, however, is the drama. Sure, we can’t understand what is specifically being said, but we already know the context so it’s not completely unintelligible. Andriasang has some lines of choice, if you’re interested, though.

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Proof that Treyarch can't design AI

Man, I knew CoDBlops was scripted, but I didn’t know how bad it was until I watched this video. Watch as someone makes it through the entire Cuba mission without firing his gun–except for two mandatory quasi-cut-scenes. I hope to

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Proof that Treyarch can't design AI

Man, I knew CoDBlops was scripted, but I didn’t know how bad it was until I watched this video. Watch as someone makes it through the entire Cuba mission without firing his gun–except for two mandatory quasi-cut-scenes. I hope to

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Bioware's new game is…something

If there’s one thing I love, it’s teasers for teasers. Kotaku gave us the incredibly short version of what is probably an incredibly short teaser trailer for Bioware’s next game this morning, and it looks…gunny. Rock Paper Shotgun then did

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Bioware's new game is…something

If there’s one thing I love, it’s teasers for teasers. Kotaku gave us the incredibly short version of what is probably an incredibly short teaser trailer for Bioware’s next game this morning, and it looks…gunny. Rock Paper Shotgun then did

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Tempura of the Dead: Review

President Tompson is a bad enough dude to save the country. And if he dies, there’s always loyal Gates to back him up, without regard for the intricacies of presidential sucession. Tempura of the Dead is a three dollar Xbox

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Tempura of the Dead: Review

President Tompson is a bad enough dude to save the country. And if he dies, there’s always loyal Gates to back him up, without regard for the intricacies of presidential sucession. Tempura of the Dead is a three dollar Xbox

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Xbox Live Indie getting all the games in one week

This post is subtitled: “Cthulhu Saves the World has a release date!” Anyway, you’ve probably been on the XBL Indie section once or twice. Probably around when I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1 was released. You looked at

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Xbox Live Indie getting all the games in one week

This post is subtitled: “Cthulhu Saves the World has a release date!” Anyway, you’ve probably been on the XBL Indie section once or twice. Probably around when I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1 was released. You looked at

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Contract With the Devil

Dispute the validity of ‘gaming addiction’ all you want, but designers are definitely try to tap into gaming compulsions to engineer games that keep you playing. To this end, Treyarch’s latest foray into the Call of Duty franchise implements a

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Contract With the Devil

Dispute the validity of ‘gaming addiction’ all you want, but designers are definitely try to tap into gaming compulsions to engineer games that keep you playing. To this end, Treyarch’s latest foray into the Call of Duty franchise implements a

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Microsoft Muses Over Target Advertising Possibilities With the Kinect

Shepard, you’ve recently been dead. Don’t you deserve the quality and distinction of the traditional Asari burial robe? We all probably laughed at the well-written advertising jips in Mass Effect 2, but the technology to make specifically targeted advertising/marketing already

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Microsoft Muses Over Target Advertising Possibilities With the Kinect

Shepard, you’ve recently been dead. Don’t you deserve the quality and distinction of the traditional Asari burial robe? We all probably laughed at the well-written advertising jips in Mass Effect 2, but the technology to make specifically targeted advertising/marketing already

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Bad Co 2: Vietnam's Achievement List

The Battlefield blog has released a list detailing most of the achievements, reproduced below, which are contained in the upcoming expansion to Bad Company 2. Of particular note are ‘would you kindly STFU’ and ‘balls of fire,’ definitely. Note that

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Bad Co 2: Vietnam's Achievement List

The Battlefield blog has released a list detailing most of the achievements, reproduced below, which are contained in the upcoming expansion to Bad Company 2. Of particular note are ‘would you kindly STFU’ and ‘balls of fire,’ definitely. Note that

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Check Out Some of DK Return's Tunes

Hyped for the return of Donkey Kong? Well, here are some samples of the DKR soundtrack, featuring both remix and new tracks alike. First, we have what is probably the most iconic song, in remix form:   Remember Cranky’s theme?

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Check Out Some of DK Return's Tunes

Hyped for the return of Donkey Kong? Well, here are some samples of the DKR soundtrack, featuring both remix and new tracks alike. First, we have what is probably the most iconic song, in remix form:   Remember Cranky’s theme?

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LA Noire doesn't fuck you, Nico Bellic

Hey, it’s an open world Rockstar game where everyone doesn’t look like they’re cursing people off like Nico Bellic! Yes, folks, it’s the “first” trailer for LA Noire. And by “first” trailer, I don’t mean the debut trailer. That is

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LA Noire doesn't fuck you, Nico Bellic

Hey, it’s an open world Rockstar game where everyone doesn’t look like they’re cursing people off like Nico Bellic! Yes, folks, it’s the “first” trailer for LA Noire. And by “first” trailer, I don’t mean the debut trailer. That is

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