Author Archives: Tom Auxier
Child of Eden the Game Microsoft Needs to Pimp Kinect
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-19kRd4Yk0&hl=en_US&fs=1&] They need it because this is the real deal. This is the good shit. Black gold. Texas tea. Iraqi milk. Child of Eden is summed up best as the sequel to Rez. Hey, that’s the guy who’s heading production
Child of Eden the Game Microsoft Needs to Pimp Kinect
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-19kRd4Yk0&hl=en_US&fs=1&] They need it because this is the real deal. This is the good shit. Black gold. Texas tea. Iraqi milk. Child of Eden is summed up best as the sequel to Rez. Hey, that’s the guy who’s heading production
Kinect Four!
I remember when the Wii came out. Wii Sports was the best game. I’m about as definitive of “hardcore gamer” as you can get (not in the misogynist way, but in the “I play 100 hour games and mod things
Kinect Four!
I remember when the Wii came out. Wii Sports was the best game. I’m about as definitive of “hardcore gamer” as you can get (not in the misogynist way, but in the “I play 100 hour games and mod things
Sunday Gaming Club: The Original A Team
Today’s links are brought to you straight from Iraq in a tank being dropped from ten thousand feet. By Iraq, I meant Moon Iraq, where the Moon Iraqis live. Yes, that is a real thing, and no, I wasn’t up
Sunday Gaming Club: The Original A Team
Today’s links are brought to you straight from Iraq in a tank being dropped from ten thousand feet. By Iraq, I meant Moon Iraq, where the Moon Iraqis live. Yes, that is a real thing, and no, I wasn’t up
Scott Pilgrim IS Versus the World
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y04OVbnwZv4&hl=en_US&fs=1&] Okay, I’ll admit. I doubted. How could I doubt the combination of Paul Robertson, chiptune wizards Anamanaguchi, and Scott Pilgrim? I don’t know. I don’t know, okay!?! What do I know now that I didn’t then? Well, there’s this
Scott Pilgrim IS Versus the World
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y04OVbnwZv4&hl=en_US&fs=1&] Okay, I’ll admit. I doubted. How could I doubt the combination of Paul Robertson, chiptune wizards Anamanaguchi, and Scott Pilgrim? I don’t know. I don’t know, okay!?! What do I know now that I didn’t then? Well, there’s this
New XCom Trailer Makes Slimer Jealous
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVb4UnqO7A&hl=en_US&fs=1&] So, you might remember a general air of skepticism coming from this person about the XCom reboot. Can’t be good. Sure, I didn’t have any particularly fantastic memories of the original (though it’s on my to-play again list), but
New XCom Trailer Makes Slimer Jealous
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVb4UnqO7A&hl=en_US&fs=1&] So, you might remember a general air of skepticism coming from this person about the XCom reboot. Can’t be good. Sure, I didn’t have any particularly fantastic memories of the original (though it’s on my to-play again list), but
New Pokemon Revealed; Universally Terrible Compared to Smugleaf
Let’s be honest right now: compared to Smugleaf, all Pokemon are pieces of piss. Excuse my French. But these new ones? These new ones are pretty much the worst Pokemon I’ve ever seen. Serebii and Bulbapedia have the complete news,
New Pokemon Revealed; Universally Terrible Compared to Smugleaf
Let’s be honest right now: compared to Smugleaf, all Pokemon are pieces of piss. Excuse my French. But these new ones? These new ones are pretty much the worst Pokemon I’ve ever seen. Serebii and Bulbapedia have the complete news,
Friday Post: Go Go Power Rangers!
If you’re not singing the guitar part to the power rangers song, I pity you. And envy you, and your lack of madness. Posts were made this week! Lots and lots and lots of posts! And here are some of
Friday Post: Go Go Power Rangers!
If you’re not singing the guitar part to the power rangers song, I pity you. And envy you, and your lack of madness. Posts were made this week! Lots and lots and lots of posts! And here are some of
Someone Realized Mortal Kombat Needed Blood to be Effective
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is33FDaqID0&hl=en_US&fs=1&] Even more importantly, that man was put in charge of the new Mortal Kombat game. I know, I’m as surprised as you are. Someone realized in a game called Mortal Kombat, a game that was popular solely for its
Someone Realized Mortal Kombat Needed Blood to be Effective
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is33FDaqID0&hl=en_US&fs=1&] Even more importantly, that man was put in charge of the new Mortal Kombat game. I know, I’m as surprised as you are. Someone realized in a game called Mortal Kombat, a game that was popular solely for its
He Who Fights Monsters
…should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Friedrich Nietzsche. Though my first experience with the quote came at the beginning of
He Who Fights Monsters
…should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Friedrich Nietzsche. Though my first experience with the quote came at the beginning of
Dungeon Siege 3 Announced
Some days, you get a piece of news that is unintentionally hilarious. Like really any episode of 24. Today, we had the bombshell (lol) that Obsidian (okay) and Square Enix (huh?) were developing a sequel to PC Diablo-alike stalwart Dungeon
Dungeon Siege 3 Announced
Some days, you get a piece of news that is unintentionally hilarious. Like really any episode of 24. Today, we had the bombshell (lol) that Obsidian (okay) and Square Enix (huh?) were developing a sequel to PC Diablo-alike stalwart Dungeon