You Can't Shoot Me!
I have absolutely nothing to add to this except that it’s all about the first line. I mean, Privates looks fun, and the trailer’s funny, at least. It’s a Zombie Cow game. It is what it is, and some are going to say it’s the devil for trying to teach young males about sex, which obviously no one should ever know about or associate with anything fun, but you know what? I’ll probably play it, just to find where the first line in the trailer is. Because…the fuck?