Zombie Cow Announces Privates
So, you’ve heard about Zombie Cow’s previous games, yeah? ‘Course you have. Ben There, Dan That and Time Gentlemen, Please are among my favorite video games with commas in their titles; they’re also damn good adventure games, and if you have 5$ you ought give them a go over on Steam.
Of course, these games were great in large part because of the absurd, ridiculous humor. The question became, how do you top a game in which two characters become kings of the world by defeating themselves and then kill the entire population of Earth by forcing them to watch Matlock? And that’s only the *beginning* of the second game?
Well, it’s simple. You make a game about teen pregnancy. A twin stick shooter where you play as sperm going into lady’s privates, and…well, I imagine pregnancy would be the eventual goal. Maybe the accidental goal. And, while they could certainly be doing more intelligent things with this, it’s…I have a lot of faith in Zombie Cow. They proved in their previous games to be masters of comedic writing, and this game should be pretty fantastic.
I can’t wait to play it, that’s for sure. Especially since it’s free. That’s a plus, right?